1928 SW 8th Place $590,000

10-year warranty—a worry-free home! Cornering the Market on Florida Fun!” Why settle for just any lot when you can have the corner of paradise? This brand-new Cape Coral masterpiece is ready to make all your friends jealous—and probably your dog, too. Check out the highlight reel: 4 Bedrooms, 3 Baths – featuring a cabana bath so the pool party never has to trudge through the house in soggy flip-flops. Corner Lot – double the curb appeal, double the front-yard envy, and a perfect stage for your inflatable flamingo collection. Summer Outdoor Kitchen in the Lanai – because grilling burgers is practically a Florida law, and who wants to be stuck inside? Pool + Canal – dip in the pool, kayak in the canal, or just wave at the manatees (we assume they wave back). Metal Roof – as tough as it is shiny, proving that style and substance can coexist. Paver Driveway + 2-Car Garage – your ride gets the VIP treatment, and you get extra space for that golf cart you keep pretending you don’t need. City Water – no mystery flavors here, so raise a glass to zero stinky tap water! Security Cameras – keep an eye on every Amazon delivery, fearless raccoon, or wandering neighbor looking for sugar. 1,912 sq ft of living space (2,728 total) on a 10,000 sq ft lot – so invite everyone over... twice. $7,500 from Chase Bank – yes, they’re basically helping you pay for the sunshine, flamingo floats, and extra beach towels you’ll inevitably need. Ready to corner the market on Florida living? Book a showing ASAP—before someone else claims this corner lot, and you’re stuck dreaming in the wrong zip code!

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